Sourcecode Highlights

Eine kleine Sammlung aus Quelltext-Sniplets mit unpassenden Kommentaren ;-)

x--; // Add one to x

„If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.“ - Norm Schryer

if ( m_bQuick && m_bDirty ) ...

„Software is like Sex, it's best if it's free.“ - Linus Torvalds

return true; // IS ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!

„Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.“ - Bertrand Russell

// f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng...

„This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.“ - Wolfgang Pauli

error C2144: Syntaxfehler : '<unbekannt>' sollte auf '<unbekannt>' folgen

„The evil empire.“ - Scott McNealy (about Microsoft)

// sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments

„They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.“

// You are not meant to understand this

„I need a girl whose name doesn't end with .jpg“

long john; // silver

„Fehler: Tastatur nicht angeschlossen. Bitte Taste F1 drücken!“

// drunk, fix later